Your name is SOLLUX "BEE" CAPTOR, you are 10 sweeps old. And you are a delusional yellowblooded psionic who believes himself to be a violet blooded seadweller. You can be PRETTY RESPECTFUL AND CALM for most of the time, but once upset YOU ARE AN IMMATURE SHIT.

Currently: toking it up
Currently with: sugarpop
[ Headcanon ] [ Timeline ]


absylphe:

notsobabybeeth:

NO WWHAT II NOTIICED II JU2T

NO!!!! THAT II2 2HIIT

You’re Shit

A Lying Little Shit

I’m Going To Ruin Your Life

II DIIDNT MEAN TWO II AM 2ORRY UNCANCEL IIT


posted 4 days ago with 16 notes (originally from notsobabybeeth)

BULL2HIIT


posted 4 days ago with 0 notes

NAN WHYD YOU CANC-EL MY XBOX LIIV-E


posted 4 days ago with 1 note

Bullshit

I’m Cancelling Your Xbox Live

Kronia Has Been With Me For Almost A Week Now And You Didn’t Even Notice

I’m So Disappointed In You Sollux

NO WWHAT II NOTIICED II JU2T

NO!!!! THAT II2 2HIIT

(Source: notsobabybeeth, via absylphe)


posted 4 days ago with 16 notes (originally from notsobabybeeth)

Well

?

Are They Doing Okay

?

theyre,  , both a2leep liike ii 2aiid
 8U?

(Source: notsobabybeeth, via absylphe)


posted 4 days ago with 16 notes (originally from notsobabybeeth)

i;m not looking up furry sollux art so you win this round
what

posted 4 days ago with 1 note

Don’t talk about dying my whole family is dead how dare you
chiill

posted 4 days ago with 3 notes

absylphe:

notsobabybeeth:

uhh yeah probably unle22 one wwent two 2leep
 then theyre probably iin the piile

Could You Humor Your Nana And Go Check On Them For Me And Just Make Sure They’re Okay

okay iim gonna type half and then go check and iill write the other half when ii come back, ii gue22.


posted 4 days ago with 16 notes (originally from notsobabybeeth)
#that was it thats the other half

azugayrill:

Jayden I think Bee’s sorta like the new Clefairy I think he’s a new pokemon that is just now coming from space we’re witnessing history

dude iim not a furry

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posted 4 days ago with 4 notes (originally from azugayrill-deactivated20140719)

Yea why u think I went nvm for
iid iinviite you both two my planet, you and your riivetiing homo2en2ual or whatever you call them, but youd both diie
… … … .. un-death?

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