Your name is SOLLUX "BEE" CAPTOR, you are 9 sweeps old. And you are a delusional yellowblooded psionic who believes himself to be a violet blooded seadweller. You can be PRETTY RESPECTFUL AND CALM for most of the time, but once upset YOU ARE AN IMMATURE SHIT.

Currently: toking it up
Currently with: sugarpop
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uh yeah


posted 4 days ago with 1 note

iim pregnant


posted 4 days ago with 2 notes

1m w4171ng 7w0 533 1f 4ny0n3 3l53 5h0w5 up 0nl1n3. 175 833n d34d 7w0n1gh7

exciitiing. ii’m probably gonna leave. becau2e no one but you talk2 two me. and liike, 2 other people.

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posted 1 week ago with 13 notes (originally from trollslimshady)

huh..

n0. 7h4nk5 7h0 l0l

mm

okay.

ii need 2 make a lii2t of 2hiit ii wwanna buy bc wwhat ii’m currently doiin ii2n’t workiin very well.

what are YOU up two.

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posted 1 week ago with 13 notes (originally from trollslimshady)

trollslimshady:

notsobabybeeth:

oh oh ii thought you’d wwant 2omethiing iif you talked two me.

uh. nothiing. makiing diinner. 2tealiing text po2t2. the u2ual.

2up

y0u w0uld 7h1nk. 8u7 n07 7h15 71m3

y0u c4n c00k?

oh.

and yeah? dad u2ually doe2n’t cook unle22 he’2 free. ii gotta feed the grub2 a few tiime2 a day an my2elf, an make 2ure dad ha2 food two iif he’2 home.

do you want 2omethiing two eat?


posted 1 week ago with 13 notes (originally from trollslimshady)

THE DRAGON DIICK II2 HUGE


posted 1 week ago with 1 note

trollslimshady:

notsobabybeeth:

yeah hii

wwhat do you wwant bro

n07h1ng?

wh475 up

oh oh ii thought you’d wwant 2omethiing iif you talked two me.

uh. nothiing. makiing diinner. 2tealiing text po2t2. the u2ual.

2up


posted 1 week ago with 13 notes (originally from trollslimshady)

AAAHHH AHHH OHHHH


posted 1 week ago with 1 note

absylphe:

"Not All Men Are Like That !!!"

<Tips Fedora> M’larkey


posted 1 week ago with 9 notes (originally from absylphe)

fuck thii2 ii2 ow


posted 1 week ago with 1 note